Do you know, Professor, I thought your hair was extra-curly today. It certainly had a lot of what you might call oomph! If you don't mind my asking, what shampoo do you use? Or is it just naturally that nice? (Rather like everything else about you, I should say!)
Not to mention your eyes! I have to ask, do you charm them? They're so bright and blue that I can't help think but. Although of course, if anyone were to have been born with such stunning eyes, it would be you. Honestly, I'm blushing to say this, but if you weren't quite so old I suspect I'd fancy you.
Oh, which isn't to say you're old, of course! No, no, no, of course not. I'd never even think of saying that! After all, you act so young, always sprinting about the room! If Hogwarts were ever to have a sprinting contest, I'm sure you would win by a landslide.
On that note, I want you to know that even if Witch Weekly says that pointy shoes are out, I think they're just the cat's pyjamas!